My son asked me to blow up this balloon. So I did. With my face. It is now on the ceiling and I don’t know how…

    by gray-ops

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    1. AzerothianLorecraft on

      Static build up in your house and the balloon it just walked right up the wall didn’t it.

    2. You blew it up with your face. That’s the problem. You should have gone the other end and filled it with farts.

    3. Assuming your breath has a temperature of about 37° C, and the party balloon is maybe 24 cm in diameter, the rubber has a mass of 0.002 kg, and I leave out the gas pressure differential because that’s too complicated for me, your room temperature has to be at about -30° C for the baloon to be buoyant.

    4. “Hey Siri? Can the human body produce helium?”

      Edit: Hey OP? Have you been ingesting uranium or thorium?

    5. I would like to suggest a humidifier for your house.
      Or drag your feet on any rugs & zap anyone who annoys you.

    6. You’re full of hot air, so naturally it rose.

      Then maybe something to do with static is keeping t there?

    7. Static.

      If you have some nice gaming hardware, be sure to touch a non-grounded part to give your electronics the touch of death

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